Clever Lady
A woman and a man are involved ina car accident. It's a bad one. Both oftheir cars are totally demolished butamazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There'snothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign fromGod that we should meet and be friends and live together in peacefor the rest of our days."The man replied, "I agree with you completely.This must be a sign from God!The woman continued, "And look at this, here's anothermiracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottleof wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink thiswine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his headin agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and thenhands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle,immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man.The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"The woman replies,"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
M L PANDIA